Percy Jackson’s seventh-grade year has been surprisingly quiet. Not a single monster has set foot on his New York prep-school campus. But when an innocent game of dodgeball among Percy and his classmates turns into a death match against an ugly gang of cannibal giants, things get...well, ugly.... read more
“Seaweed Brain.”Annabeth
“'Well, well if it isn't Peter Johnson. My millenium is complete.' I gritted my teeth. 'Percy Jackson...sir.' Mr. D sipped his diet coke. 'Yes. Well, as you young people say these days: Whatever.'”Mr. D and Percy Jackson
“"Poseidon," I murmured, "accept my offering." And send me some help while you're at it, I prayed silently. Please.”Percy Jackson
“This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn't help his mood.”Percy Jackson
“The happy man said . . . bowling practice?”Tyson
“Then it changed colors. I saw myself -- a reflection, but not a reflection. Shimmering there on the cloth was a cooler version of Percy Jackson --- with just the right clothes, a confident smile on my face. My teeth were straight. No zits. A perfect tan. More athletic. Maybe a couple inches taller. It was me, without the faults. "Whoa", I managed.”Percy Jackson
“"Thanks . . ." I faltered. "I'm really sorry—" Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not an guinea pig." "Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.”Percy Jackson and Annabeth
“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related, for better or worse . . . and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”Hermes
“That's what makes heroes so special. You carry the hopes of humanity into the realm of the eternal.”Chiron
“A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face. 'Sorry.' she murmured. 'S'okay,' I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like.”Annabeth Chase + Percy Jackson
“The Bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled... with delight, because he was standing right next to us. 'Failed!' he yelled gleefully. 'Nobody failed!'”Polyphemus
“Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean... nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.”Percy Jackson
“'Tyson, the Fleece. Can you get it for me?' 'Which one?' Tyson said, looking around at the hundreds of sheep.”Percy Jackson and Tyson
“Not failing would be good.”Percy Jackson
“'Well,' said Dionysus dryly, 'some unplanned dinner entertainment.'”Dionysus
“'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words 'low-carb diet' mean anything to you?'”A Centaur
“Annabeth glared at me, and I started to wish I hadn't asked her about this while she was holding a knife.”Percy Jackson
“She rushed over and rummaged through my pockets. But instead of bringing out Riptide, she found the bottle of Hermes multivitamins and started struggling with the cap. I wanted to scream at her that this wasn't the time for taking supplements! She had to draw the sword!”Percy Jackson
“I go get donuts”Tyson
“We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.”Percy Jackson
“Chicken-Ponies”Tyson
1. My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
2. I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals
3. We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment
4. Tyson Plays with Fire
5. I Get a New Cabin Mate
6. Demon Pigeons Attack
7. I Accept Gifts from a Stranger
8. We Board the Princess Andromeda
9. I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
10. We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
11. Clarisse Blows Up Everything
12. We Check In to C.C.'s Spa & Resort
13. Annabeth Tries to Swim Home
14. We Meet the Sheep of Doom
15. Nobody Gets the Fleece
16. I Go Down with the Ship
17. We Get a Surprise on Miami Beach
18. The Party Ponies Invade
19. The Chariot Race Ends with a Bang
20. The Fleece Works Its Magic Too Well
'like was he'
like he was
Chapter 1
Preceded by The Lightning Thief, and followed by The Titan's Curse.
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