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Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

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“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
Narcotics Anonymous

H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr., P.S. I Love You

Benjamin Franklin Wade
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
Benjamin Franklin Wade

Mark Twain
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
Mark Twain

Markus Herz
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
Markus Herz

Benjamin Disraeli
“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
Benjamin Disraeli

Mark Twain
“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
Mark Twain

“It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that wins.”
Arthur G. Lewis, Stub Ends of Thought and Verse

Laurence J. Peter
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
Robert J. Hanlon

“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”
Frank Scully

Bill  Nye
“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”
Edgar Wilson Nye

Mark Twain
“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”
Mark Twain

“Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Anonymous

“A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.”
Ossip Gabrilowitsch, Sedition